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| Thursday, June 21st, 2001 | |
| 12:08 am | I have a small problem I'm hoping someone might be able to help me with. You see, I have a complexion of the dark-chocolate-brown double-knit variety, and without regular maintenance... well, nobody would tell you I'm unpleasant to be around, but I do tend to be a little pilly sometimes, ha ha. My dermatologist has recently expressed worry that too much maintenance could be bad for my skin -- she is worried that it will get thinner and thinner until you will be able to see my (white and fluffy) insides without the aid of an X-ray machine. However, I do want to look my best when posing for front-page pictures with the odd discovery, award or invention. What should I do? |